@hinchy1983 Breaking transfer news!! Sir Alex Ferguson states Howard Webb is not for sale at any price
@willysnipes BREAKING NEWS: Pepe Reina has agreed terms with Suarez to become Liverpool’s next no.1 goal Keeper.
@S_h_a_y_n_e_B Emile Heskey spotted in Newcastle, although reports suggest he was aiming for Middlesbrough.
@neil230467 So if Liverpool buy Louis Suarez and Andy Carroll, this means they’ll have Lou & Andy up front. Yeah I know.
@dave0wens BREAKING NEWS: Torres to chelsea deal breaks down as John Terry fails to agree terms on Torres’s wife
@LiterallyJamie Dad’s wearing it again. The helmet. The helmet made from 92 Bluetooth earpieces. It can only be transfer deadline day.
1.29pm: “My mum who is a nurse in a maternity ward said she just saw Arsene Wenger being given the key to the radiology records room,” writes Ruairi Sparks, who may be making it up. “He will be spending the next 7 hours pouring through ultrasound sonograms of promising youngsters kicking their way through the third trimester.”
From TwopTwips Twop Tips REPLICATE the transfer deadline day in your works canteen by panic-buying a pot noodle for £20, a minute before they close.
@lynseydalglish Why isn’t dad answering his phone!?? I need to ask him a wedding question!! Is he busy?